Global warming has now become so bad that people are putting up big fans like these to cool the earth down. If you look at the mountains at the back there, with the snow on them, you can see how well its working.
You're welcome.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Global Warming
Did you know??
Global warming has now become so bad that people are putting up big fans like these to cool the earth down. If you look at the mountains at the back there, with the snow on them, you can see how well its working.
You're welcome.
Global warming has now become so bad that people are putting up big fans like these to cool the earth down. If you look at the mountains at the back there, with the snow on them, you can see how well its working.
You're welcome.
Monday, January 17, 2011
New Fears 2010/11
New years, new fears, crying new tears, you've got weirdly big ears. As always there were millions of awesome parties hap'nan for new years. This year we opted for less people more looseness.
Cus fuk, i hate doing the big one for new years, cus this one has to go pee, and then one gets lost, and where is Jenny now, and nobody is picking up the phone, and screaming WHERE ARE YOU?? through the noise, and then 30min que for booze, then someone else has to pee, keeping a group together sucks.... more admin than anybody ever having fun.
So all good, that we do this now, but this is all my older bro, Hardus' friends, so i know.... 1 other guy at this party, (luke, who is a super rad party/funny/good time/robot).... nice. But at least its all 3 VanDee bros.
We get there, its chilled, doin the handshake... Its kinda weird cus you just meet someone and its like you already wondering how fukd and crazy this dude/girl is goin to get later. Cus for some reason the anticipation of the party makes everyone unnaturally quiet just before it starts.
The theme was formal, but not normal. I thought that was a pretty cool one, people thought i dressed up, but i actually do dress that way.... the formal part was my hat.
This dude was giving me shit all night about my blue skinny jeans.... uuuhm.... yeah.... i retorted, that wouldve made sense if he wasnt wearing his great grandma's sun faded curtains that she threw away and a homeless person stiched together... oh no... he did it himself... its the hippie way. I keeeed, i keeed. He's actually a really nice dude.
So a light drink to get things started... and they are making the sickest sea food blah blah blah blah... everyone was ampd... except me, i dont eat that kinda stuff. So i drove to a B&B and ate two breakfasts at 8pm. mmmmm... Brinner!!
I know what you're thinking... you're thinking, where did the two midgets that are behind the girls come from? and did they party with all night? Im not sure to be honest, they're magical and they can make you forget things....
so a last goodbye to sanity before the crack of the edifice. open the orifice, and swallow all of this. I was a little lost at a point there, everyone was rocking and i was in a weird space, so for a while i just chilled, with my hat over my face not able to speak to anyone. i counter acted that feeling with a secret weapon, coka cola, and when the two conflated, i changed my name to, Frannie "Back in the game" vanDee!!
for those who dont know.... minge is vadge... and so do i.
GIRLFIGHT!!! not really. some people... who will stay unmentioned went a bit overboard and had no idea what they were doing... eeehm... yeah... awwwkwaaaaard.... fuk, i wish i didnt have to censor this... dammit!
everytime ive met this dude, he was sleeping in some bushes, hahahaha!! What a fukn legend! blerrie poes funny shit! i think the whole of the next day he made me laugh!!
The dude in the middle there was speaking to me at some point, saying he feels so left out and he doesnt know anyone and he's just going to go home. and i felt so bad for him, i was like encouraging him and like trying to make him feel at home and relating... then, he was just joking, fuking with me the whole time! hahahahahahaha!!! i felt like an idiot... good one bra!
Things escalate... and i swear i cant remember anything from unsure till like 5am...
Fridges do get sexy when it gets late, not that unlike ugly fat girls.
1. about the same weight
2. you can get drinks from it.
3. Im sure there's still some food statched away
4. and they both like a bit of a grinding... well, i didnt speak to the fridge personally, in that photo it looks like its having a good time.
its just a joke... before i get my inbox full of, "Fuk you you shallow fuk fukrr!! fukk fuk!"
This is the last photo i could find... but we carried on till 8pm the next day! Hardus and I still tried to body slam each other through tables, we did some bush divng... some dudes almost fought... bout... the guy was mean.... and... feelings got hurt.... emotion levels running high!! hahaha!! nothing happened in the end. good story huh?!
In the end i met some really amazing people and had a super rad time!
Hopefully there'll be some more rocking ones with them in the future!
Cus fuk, i hate doing the big one for new years, cus this one has to go pee, and then one gets lost, and where is Jenny now, and nobody is picking up the phone, and screaming WHERE ARE YOU?? through the noise, and then 30min que for booze, then someone else has to pee, keeping a group together sucks.... more admin than anybody ever having fun.
So all good, that we do this now, but this is all my older bro, Hardus' friends, so i know.... 1 other guy at this party, (luke, who is a super rad party/funny/good time/robot).... nice. But at least its all 3 VanDee bros.
We get there, its chilled, doin the handshake... Its kinda weird cus you just meet someone and its like you already wondering how fukd and crazy this dude/girl is goin to get later. Cus for some reason the anticipation of the party makes everyone unnaturally quiet just before it starts.
The theme was formal, but not normal. I thought that was a pretty cool one, people thought i dressed up, but i actually do dress that way.... the formal part was my hat.
This dude was giving me shit all night about my blue skinny jeans.... uuuhm.... yeah.... i retorted, that wouldve made sense if he wasnt wearing his great grandma's sun faded curtains that she threw away and a homeless person stiched together... oh no... he did it himself... its the hippie way. I keeeed, i keeed. He's actually a really nice dude.
So a light drink to get things started... and they are making the sickest sea food blah blah blah blah... everyone was ampd... except me, i dont eat that kinda stuff. So i drove to a B&B and ate two breakfasts at 8pm. mmmmm... Brinner!!
I know what you're thinking... you're thinking, where did the two midgets that are behind the girls come from? and did they party with all night? Im not sure to be honest, they're magical and they can make you forget things....
so a last goodbye to sanity before the crack of the edifice. open the orifice, and swallow all of this. I was a little lost at a point there, everyone was rocking and i was in a weird space, so for a while i just chilled, with my hat over my face not able to speak to anyone. i counter acted that feeling with a secret weapon, coka cola, and when the two conflated, i changed my name to, Frannie "Back in the game" vanDee!!
for those who dont know.... minge is vadge... and so do i.
GIRLFIGHT!!! not really. some people... who will stay unmentioned went a bit overboard and had no idea what they were doing... eeehm... yeah... awwwkwaaaaard.... fuk, i wish i didnt have to censor this... dammit!
everytime ive met this dude, he was sleeping in some bushes, hahahaha!! What a fukn legend! blerrie poes funny shit! i think the whole of the next day he made me laugh!!
The dude in the middle there was speaking to me at some point, saying he feels so left out and he doesnt know anyone and he's just going to go home. and i felt so bad for him, i was like encouraging him and like trying to make him feel at home and relating... then, he was just joking, fuking with me the whole time! hahahahahahaha!!! i felt like an idiot... good one bra!
Things escalate... and i swear i cant remember anything from unsure till like 5am...
Fridges do get sexy when it gets late, not that unlike ugly fat girls.
1. about the same weight
2. you can get drinks from it.
3. Im sure there's still some food statched away
4. and they both like a bit of a grinding... well, i didnt speak to the fridge personally, in that photo it looks like its having a good time.
its just a joke... before i get my inbox full of, "Fuk you you shallow fuk fukrr!! fukk fuk!"
This is the last photo i could find... but we carried on till 8pm the next day! Hardus and I still tried to body slam each other through tables, we did some bush divng... some dudes almost fought... bout... the guy was mean.... and... feelings got hurt.... emotion levels running high!! hahaha!! nothing happened in the end. good story huh?!
In the end i met some really amazing people and had a super rad time!
Hopefully there'll be some more rocking ones with them in the future!
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Lookbook 9/12/2010 summer vibes
Cant wait to go to the beach and party with all my ct people!!! helllllzzzzz yeah!!! This is not all fashion, but just some rad pics that give me a summery feeling....
Only a couple more days...... holiday.... i deserve it.... cus im worth it.... like that other soap company says..... cus they tell the truth..... all the time..... cus they test it on animals..... i think its nice to test soap on animals...... then they're clean...... and who doesnt like a clean animal more than a dirty one.... oh yes! SUMMER!!! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!
Only a couple more days...... holiday.... i deserve it.... cus im worth it.... like that other soap company says..... cus they tell the truth..... all the time..... cus they test it on animals..... i think its nice to test soap on animals...... then they're clean...... and who doesnt like a clean animal more than a dirty one.... oh yes! SUMMER!!! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Rad music in my car 2/11/2010
Ok beeecheeees!! This is the new and old mu-sick thats been playing my heart strings the last couple months. Jrrrrrr, i do love it!!
My Chemical Romance (Danger Days)
Im not going to lie, Black Parade was a bit of a let down to me... the two albums before that was a combo of beutiful and an insane kid mixed with billy talent, and the Black parade that was just boring. But this new album, Danger Days, is soooooooo rad! Dont be suprised if something smells funny, cus it'll knock your socks off!!!
MIDTOWN (forget what you know)
MIDTOWN (Living well is the best revenge)
I love MIDTOWN thats all im goin to say... seems very poppy, but good lyrics and rad melodies.
SUM 41 (Does this look infected)
I bought this album again, cus.... its the shit! I remember 8/9 years ago i was in Margate with my brother Kruger and best friend Garth and we switched between this CD an Black Sabbath for 2 weeks straight!! This and Chuck, the raddest SUM 41 albums!!
Pennywise (Full Circle)
Cus, it needs to be there when you need some So-Cal!!
Brazil (The philosophy of velocity)
This band i accidently started listeng to cus it was part of my studying mix, somehow, on my bro's mp3 cds... and i loved these songs for like 2 years before i found our what the name of the band was.... weird... but fukn rad... takes a while to get used to tho...
The Cavalier (Album due to release, you can come have a listen in my car)
This is just the raddest CD to come out in this country in a long time, well recorded, good music, good lyrics. Right up my alley with some punk beats, melodic vocals and a bit of screaming.... For those that can let go of their small little minds, with "it doesnt fall in my sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub genre, so it sucks", or "that guy looks so arrogant" attitude, this will be one of the best albums you will ever have...
Dance Gavin Dance (Downtown Battle Mountain)
Good one... im getting lazy to type.... but it is really good tho... im doing it an injustice by not elaborating. but i have ADD and cant concentrate for so long... im goin to have a lil walk before i start typing the last one...
Blink 182 (Enema of the state)
fuk, these dudes just have the same sense of humour as me and mix it in with some seriousness and this roller coaster of meaningfuljokedarklightsillyseriousness is just amazing! So rad listening to this again. People were always so easy to say they're lame cus its commercial... fuk that, they're rad!!!
and so are some people...
but mostly... neh....
My Chemical Romance (Danger Days)
Im not going to lie, Black Parade was a bit of a let down to me... the two albums before that was a combo of beutiful and an insane kid mixed with billy talent, and the Black parade that was just boring. But this new album, Danger Days, is soooooooo rad! Dont be suprised if something smells funny, cus it'll knock your socks off!!!
MIDTOWN (forget what you know)
MIDTOWN (Living well is the best revenge)
I love MIDTOWN thats all im goin to say... seems very poppy, but good lyrics and rad melodies.
SUM 41 (Does this look infected)
I bought this album again, cus.... its the shit! I remember 8/9 years ago i was in Margate with my brother Kruger and best friend Garth and we switched between this CD an Black Sabbath for 2 weeks straight!! This and Chuck, the raddest SUM 41 albums!!
Pennywise (Full Circle)
Cus, it needs to be there when you need some So-Cal!!
Brazil (The philosophy of velocity)
This band i accidently started listeng to cus it was part of my studying mix, somehow, on my bro's mp3 cds... and i loved these songs for like 2 years before i found our what the name of the band was.... weird... but fukn rad... takes a while to get used to tho...
The Cavalier (Album due to release, you can come have a listen in my car)
This is just the raddest CD to come out in this country in a long time, well recorded, good music, good lyrics. Right up my alley with some punk beats, melodic vocals and a bit of screaming.... For those that can let go of their small little minds, with "it doesnt fall in my sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub genre, so it sucks", or "that guy looks so arrogant" attitude, this will be one of the best albums you will ever have...
Dance Gavin Dance (Downtown Battle Mountain)
Good one... im getting lazy to type.... but it is really good tho... im doing it an injustice by not elaborating. but i have ADD and cant concentrate for so long... im goin to have a lil walk before i start typing the last one...
Blink 182 (Enema of the state)
fuk, these dudes just have the same sense of humour as me and mix it in with some seriousness and this roller coaster of meaningfuljokedarklightsillyseriousness is just amazing! So rad listening to this again. People were always so easy to say they're lame cus its commercial... fuk that, they're rad!!!
and so are some people...
but mostly... neh....
Monday, November 8, 2010
Rwanda, because i Rwanna!
Like all things, this also started off with music. We jammed a bit through the day as we were waiting to go to the airport. I only flew at: 1 am.
So i hit a couple snags, including im like 20kg's over weight, not me personally, my bags that i must take to Rwanda. but me and Jay went to the bar, had a drink, and they decided that i only had to pay in R200, reduced from R1400, dunno how that happenend. but i was ok with it.
This airport is tooooo funny! only 3 doors.... Arrival, Departures and VIP. Still, it gets confusing for some of these guys. The one guy got on the plane and came and sat in front of me. Then another guy gets there and he tells the dude, "hey, you're in my seat..." and guy just responds, "I want to sit here so, who's goin to assist you to get me off this chair?", so the guy had to go find an open spot. WTF!!! I couldnt believe what a cunt this guy was!! Its not the movies... anyhoo, then i decided i will be the MOST annoying person this guy had ever sat in front of... hahaha!! he had an awful time!! believe me... feet to the face!
This guy picked me up at the airport. I spoke like 30min to this dude, fukn talking about SA and Rwanda all kinds of crap, only to find out he's French and hasn't understood a word ive said!! hahahahahaha!! i felt like a douch!
Where i stayed...
This is how you get around in Kigali, via Moto taxi, its pretty rad, but these dudes dont give a fuk about traffic, they'll hit any car and just gun away... pretty dangerous at times...
I just burst out laughing the whole ride, cus it was that or crying...
I met some dudes from Kigali and they took me around to the shops... everything is sooo clean, it looks rough here... but its so clean, i felt guilty throwing a cigarette on the ground... i dont easily feel guilty.. not even if ive ruined someones life.
Got into a random car with these peeps and they took me to go see the Hotel Rwanda, they were so proud of it... to be honest, i havnt seen the movie... i was jus like... uhm... thats nice.
Me and this dude snuck in some local booze called UG, it tasted like really awfull Gin. cus, they dont ever sell shooters, they dont even have shot glasses, wtf, so i told these dude, lets go buy something and drink our own shots.
Really small old dudes are cool?
We got pretty trashed and went to the next place where i wasnt allowed to take photos, it was super dodgy, i guess there were some people there that dont want their faces seen....
almost got in a fight but i just jumped on a Moto taxi and gunned back to the hotel.
I was so proud of myself when i finally found my room keys!! it took me super long!!
(I dont know how they expect me to get over my hangover with a fruit juice that small...)
My favourite chilling place... good food... lots of foreigners... even watched the SA vs Pakistan cricket match there.
This place is fukn busy all the time... just masses of people!! everywhere!!
On my way back to SAFA!
There was a medical emergency so we stopped the plane on the way back in Malawi, obviously you aren't allowed to just go land in any country... so we sat in Malawi for 4hours with the pilot filling out paperwork.... Mr. Hand wasn't too happy, so i organized him about 10 of these mini red wines to keep him from slappi people.
I pretended i was a giant... that was kinda fun.
Mr. Hand says: Thanks Frannie! rad trip! now go get me another one!!! He was super pissed by then b.t.w....
So i hit a couple snags, including im like 20kg's over weight, not me personally, my bags that i must take to Rwanda. but me and Jay went to the bar, had a drink, and they decided that i only had to pay in R200, reduced from R1400, dunno how that happenend. but i was ok with it.
This airport is tooooo funny! only 3 doors.... Arrival, Departures and VIP. Still, it gets confusing for some of these guys. The one guy got on the plane and came and sat in front of me. Then another guy gets there and he tells the dude, "hey, you're in my seat..." and guy just responds, "I want to sit here so, who's goin to assist you to get me off this chair?", so the guy had to go find an open spot. WTF!!! I couldnt believe what a cunt this guy was!! Its not the movies... anyhoo, then i decided i will be the MOST annoying person this guy had ever sat in front of... hahaha!! he had an awful time!! believe me... feet to the face!
This guy picked me up at the airport. I spoke like 30min to this dude, fukn talking about SA and Rwanda all kinds of crap, only to find out he's French and hasn't understood a word ive said!! hahahahahaha!! i felt like a douch!
Where i stayed...
This is how you get around in Kigali, via Moto taxi, its pretty rad, but these dudes dont give a fuk about traffic, they'll hit any car and just gun away... pretty dangerous at times...
I just burst out laughing the whole ride, cus it was that or crying...
I met some dudes from Kigali and they took me around to the shops... everything is sooo clean, it looks rough here... but its so clean, i felt guilty throwing a cigarette on the ground... i dont easily feel guilty.. not even if ive ruined someones life.
Got into a random car with these peeps and they took me to go see the Hotel Rwanda, they were so proud of it... to be honest, i havnt seen the movie... i was jus like... uhm... thats nice.
Me and this dude snuck in some local booze called UG, it tasted like really awfull Gin. cus, they dont ever sell shooters, they dont even have shot glasses, wtf, so i told these dude, lets go buy something and drink our own shots.
Really small old dudes are cool?
We got pretty trashed and went to the next place where i wasnt allowed to take photos, it was super dodgy, i guess there were some people there that dont want their faces seen....
almost got in a fight but i just jumped on a Moto taxi and gunned back to the hotel.
I was so proud of myself when i finally found my room keys!! it took me super long!!
(I dont know how they expect me to get over my hangover with a fruit juice that small...)
My favourite chilling place... good food... lots of foreigners... even watched the SA vs Pakistan cricket match there.
This place is fukn busy all the time... just masses of people!! everywhere!!
On my way back to SAFA!
There was a medical emergency so we stopped the plane on the way back in Malawi, obviously you aren't allowed to just go land in any country... so we sat in Malawi for 4hours with the pilot filling out paperwork.... Mr. Hand wasn't too happy, so i organized him about 10 of these mini red wines to keep him from slappi people.
I pretended i was a giant... that was kinda fun.
Mr. Hand says: Thanks Frannie! rad trip! now go get me another one!!! He was super pissed by then b.t.w....
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