Cus fuk, i hate doing the big one for new years, cus this one has to go pee, and then one gets lost, and where is Jenny now, and nobody is picking up the phone, and screaming WHERE ARE YOU?? through the noise, and then 30min que for booze, then someone else has to pee, keeping a group together sucks.... more admin than anybody ever having fun.
So all good, that we do this now, but this is all my older bro, Hardus' friends, so i know.... 1 other guy at this party, (luke, who is a super rad party/funny/good time/robot).... nice. But at least its all 3 VanDee bros.
We get there, its chilled, doin the handshake... Its kinda weird cus you just meet someone and its like you already wondering how fukd and crazy this dude/girl is goin to get later. Cus for some reason the anticipation of the party makes everyone unnaturally quiet just before it starts.
The theme was formal, but not normal. I thought that was a pretty cool one, people thought i dressed up, but i actually do dress that way.... the formal part was my hat.
This dude was giving me shit all night about my blue skinny jeans.... uuuhm.... yeah.... i retorted, that wouldve made sense if he wasnt wearing his great grandma's sun faded curtains that she threw away and a homeless person stiched together... oh no... he did it himself... its the hippie way. I keeeed, i keeed. He's actually a really nice dude.
So a light drink to get things started... and they are making the sickest sea food blah blah blah blah... everyone was ampd... except me, i dont eat that kinda stuff. So i drove to a B&B and ate two breakfasts at 8pm. mmmmm... Brinner!!
I know what you're thinking... you're thinking, where did the two midgets that are behind the girls come from? and did they party with all night? Im not sure to be honest, they're magical and they can make you forget things....
so a last goodbye to sanity before the crack of the edifice. open the orifice, and swallow all of this. I was a little lost at a point there, everyone was rocking and i was in a weird space, so for a while i just chilled, with my hat over my face not able to speak to anyone. i counter acted that feeling with a secret weapon, coka cola, and when the two conflated, i changed my name to, Frannie "Back in the game" vanDee!!
for those who dont know.... minge is vadge... and so do i.
GIRLFIGHT!!! not really. some people... who will stay unmentioned went a bit overboard and had no idea what they were doing... eeehm... yeah... awwwkwaaaaard.... fuk, i wish i didnt have to censor this... dammit!
everytime ive met this dude, he was sleeping in some bushes, hahahaha!! What a fukn legend! blerrie poes funny shit! i think the whole of the next day he made me laugh!!
The dude in the middle there was speaking to me at some point, saying he feels so left out and he doesnt know anyone and he's just going to go home. and i felt so bad for him, i was like encouraging him and like trying to make him feel at home and relating... then, he was just joking, fuking with me the whole time! hahahahahahaha!!! i felt like an idiot... good one bra!
Things escalate... and i swear i cant remember anything from unsure till like 5am...
Fridges do get sexy when it gets late, not that unlike ugly fat girls.
1. about the same weight
2. you can get drinks from it.
3. Im sure there's still some food statched away
4. and they both like a bit of a grinding... well, i didnt speak to the fridge personally, in that photo it looks like its having a good time.
its just a joke... before i get my inbox full of, "Fuk you you shallow fuk fukrr!! fukk fuk!"
This is the last photo i could find... but we carried on till 8pm the next day! Hardus and I still tried to body slam each other through tables, we did some bush divng... some dudes almost fought... bout... the guy was mean.... and... feelings got hurt.... emotion levels running high!! hahaha!! nothing happened in the end. good story huh?!
In the end i met some really amazing people and had a super rad time!
Hopefully there'll be some more rocking ones with them in the future!
