So i hit a couple snags, including im like 20kg's over weight, not me personally, my bags that i must take to Rwanda. but me and Jay went to the bar, had a drink, and they decided that i only had to pay in R200, reduced from R1400, dunno how that happenend. but i was ok with it.
This airport is tooooo funny! only 3 doors.... Arrival, Departures and VIP. Still, it gets confusing for some of these guys. The one guy got on the plane and came and sat in front of me. Then another guy gets there and he tells the dude, "hey, you're in my seat..." and guy just responds, "I want to sit here so, who's goin to assist you to get me off this chair?", so the guy had to go find an open spot. WTF!!! I couldnt believe what a cunt this guy was!! Its not the movies... anyhoo, then i decided i will be the MOST annoying person this guy had ever sat in front of... hahaha!! he had an awful time!! believe me... feet to the face!
This guy picked me up at the airport. I spoke like 30min to this dude, fukn talking about SA and Rwanda all kinds of crap, only to find out he's French and hasn't understood a word ive said!! hahahahahaha!! i felt like a douch!
Where i stayed...
This is how you get around in Kigali, via Moto taxi, its pretty rad, but these dudes dont give a fuk about traffic, they'll hit any car and just gun away... pretty dangerous at times...
I just burst out laughing the whole ride, cus it was that or crying...
I met some dudes from Kigali and they took me around to the shops... everything is sooo clean, it looks rough here... but its so clean, i felt guilty throwing a cigarette on the ground... i dont easily feel guilty.. not even if ive ruined someones life.
Got into a random car with these peeps and they took me to go see the Hotel Rwanda, they were so proud of it... to be honest, i havnt seen the movie... i was jus like... uhm... thats nice.
Me and this dude snuck in some local booze called UG, it tasted like really awfull Gin. cus, they dont ever sell shooters, they dont even have shot glasses, wtf, so i told these dude, lets go buy something and drink our own shots.
Really small old dudes are cool?
We got pretty trashed and went to the next place where i wasnt allowed to take photos, it was super dodgy, i guess there were some people there that dont want their faces seen....
almost got in a fight but i just jumped on a Moto taxi and gunned back to the hotel.
I was so proud of myself when i finally found my room keys!! it took me super long!!
(I dont know how they expect me to get over my hangover with a fruit juice that small...)
My favourite chilling place... good food... lots of foreigners... even watched the SA vs Pakistan cricket match there.
This place is fukn busy all the time... just masses of people!! everywhere!!
On my way back to SAFA!
There was a medical emergency so we stopped the plane on the way back in Malawi, obviously you aren't allowed to just go land in any country... so we sat in Malawi for 4hours with the pilot filling out paperwork.... Mr. Hand wasn't too happy, so i organized him about 10 of these mini red wines to keep him from slappi people.
I pretended i was a giant... that was kinda fun.
Mr. Hand says: Thanks Frannie! rad trip! now go get me another one!!! He was super pissed by then b.t.w....
